Ketchup is gross and scary.

Yes, ketchup indeed is gross and scary. I have read in a news paper that there is NO guaranty that it is made in odorless place or whether it is hygienic. Now, who would want to eat something that is not certified? It's disgusting and you never know what it's made of. Don't take the risk. Where does that reek come from, after all? I wonder where. :/

Now, the scary part. How could anyone not have fear of ketchup? It's shit-freezing. It's gooey, smelly and disgusting! I am afraid of it and do not understand how all those people digest that thing. Is that scent that attractive? EewEewEew.

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PinkDove

BE AWESOME.

BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION USING THESE WAYS:-

1. Stick your head out through a window and open your mouth and roll up the window with your head still sticking out.

2. Go on stage and take your pants off and start dancing like you're drunk.

3. Slap the teacher you hate in front of your class.

4. NEVER EVER TRY TO SHOW PEOPLE YOU'RE FUNNY USING A JOKE. IT'S LAME, REALLY LAME AND NOT FUNNY. NOT AT ALL.

5. Paint yourself all pink.

6. SLAP YOURSELF REALLY HARD.

Please do this so people can see what a fool you are. You'll get tons of attention! :*

xxx

PinkDove.

Welcome to PinkTube!

Hey! Welcome to my blog! I'm going to give you advice on everything and anything you ask me and you will remain completely anonymous! Just name a topic. If you're confused about something just ask me and I'll blog about it and as I wrote above, you'll remain anonymous. 

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PinkDove.